February 2011
16 posts
January 2011
17 posts
This could be me: Man Facing Murder Charges for... →
The face of the farter/murderer.
“California girls is unforgettable; Indiana girls is Indiana Jones.”
– The drunk Italian friend I met on the train (via thetrifler)
Typical Jets Fan: Part 2
I was intrigued. So I emailed back
How did you get my email?
Can I video myself kicking you in the balls?
And he quickly responded:
Someone RTd your tweets and I looked up your site which had your email.
Can I wear a mask during the recording? It could be green. I can go 1500 if you’re really mean and verbally berate me during the slaps and kicks. Preferably mocking my 4 inch penis....
Typical Jets Fan
Received an UNSOLICITED email from a Jets fan.
I wear a Jets hat and Jets speedo. You kick me in the balls about 20 x. Then when I fall you bitch slap me a few times. I live in Pasadena but can travel. Willing to pay $1000 or more.
This guy wants to pay me a grand to kick him in the balls twenty times. I am really qualified for this.
Antonio Cromartie: More Like "Crumb-bum-artie"
Thanks to El Mirage for sending this important info regarding the upcoming Patriots/Jets game on Sunday.
Is this a bad time to bring up the fact that Cromartie has fathered nine children by eight different women and that the Jets had to front him $500,000 in salary this year so he could pay back child support?
More info here
The Man with F.E.E.E.T. →
Wish I was in NYC for this!
dynamoe:
Christian Finnegan stars as Jack Strider, the ordinary man called to extraordinary action when he becomes steward to the most powerful pair of loafers in the world — known as F.E.E.E.T.
This is a real thing and you should buy it. Or if in the New York area, see it live.
WatchOne of my favorite online videos. Helps to watch if you’re on morphine.
Babs to direct "Gypsy." →
Really can’t wait to hear Patti Lupone’s thoughts on this.
