Dinner by @malcolmpurdy - lamb chops, quail & chick pea stew. In case you were wondering, it was fucking delicious. #fuckingdelicious
Nicholas Kristof knows where the real welfare cheats are, the ones taking billions …
Why do the Seahawks let people of Scott Caan-height play with NFL players?! #Repost from @mattfusfeld
We had a scare but it’s gonna be ok.
Get the whole line of “Uncle Nacho” haircare products.
I find this worthy of a 911 call. GET OUT OF THE ENTOURAGE MOVIE!!! #Repost from @edelman11 with @repost app
#johnnydrama #gronk #entouragemovie going to be a killer movie
I was driving behind the shittiest kind of star, a basic cable star.
Proud to be from a state where it’s legal to take a picture up a woman’s skirt without her knowledge! Makes perfect sense.
To the person who left an unmarked box with Jagermeister, a shot glass and two dollar bills on our porch… Uh, thanks? Also, no thanks.
#Repost from @troy__parker - my awesome nephew’s pic with the amazing @joan_rivers
Valentines Day meal prepared by @malcolmpurdy - it was insanely good. INSANELY GOOD. Filet mignon wrapped in Nueskes bacon. Scallops. Risotto. Asparagus. Once again. This meal was fucking delicious.